Posted on Thursday, November 3rd, 2011
“Deadicated to the class of ’86″ Of the three April Fool’s-themed slasher movies released in 1986 alone, Killer Party distinguishes itself from both April Fool’s Day and Slaughter High by bending its slasher label with its spooky supernatural twist. Killer Party begins at a funeral where we see a corpse reaching out and dragging a [...]
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Posted on Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011
“Only one person can bring a monster back to life.. and he’s twelve years old.” It’s 1970, and Earl is a twelve year old with a big fascination with monsters. Much like any other kid, Earl tends to daydream and doodle in class, to his overbearing teacher Mrs. Perdue’s (Louise Fletcher) dissatisfaction. She is determined [...]
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Posted on Tuesday, November 1st, 2011
“From the director of NIGHT EYES” If you’re looking for a film that features mask-wearing satanic cults, devil worship, incest, irrelevant heavy metal music videos, Dolly Parton lookalike strippers, and sex in a graveyard with a blonde-haired policeman named Roger, then Hack-O-Lantern is the movie for you. Halloween, 1968. Tommy, one of three whiny little sibling runts, runs out [...]
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Posted on Monday, October 31st, 2011
“The smash hit song is now a smash hit movie!” I was working on the site late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. A movie from the depths began to rise, and suddenly to my surprise, it was the Mash; it was the Monster Mash! AKA Frankenstein Sings, which he, er, doesn’t? As it turned out [...]
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Posted on Saturday, October 29th, 2011
I can’t believe it’s taking me so long to drag out these Crown International reviews. I can do this. I’m telling you. I know I can. I can only hope though that these are less painful to read than they are to write. (Who am I kidding? My reviews are ALWAYS painful.) But on to [...]
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